No. untill you have done a puke that contains nothing but semen and tequila, you do not 'feel my pain'
If I don't come back from Italy with aids I did somethign wrong
just woke up to a get well card i wrote myself when i was drunk. it was by the advil. i am a cocky bitch.
New justification for blow: drug week; 'how it's made'
I dropped my blunt out the window of a moving car by accident, tell me everything will be okay
There are a bunch of highly educated, advanced in their field, PUSSY ASS BITCHES in this bar
I faked an orgasm during phone sex last night. This relationship is starting to become real.
So this is where people who peaked in high school come to drink?
things were going awesome until jimmy put out a cigarette in the everclear.
We had sex twice and at Wendy's how dare you diminish that.
I can't believe we really went to walgreens to use their cork opener, bounced and drank a bottle of wine in a sketchy corner...
found one of my socks in the dishwsaher... xanax
He's bringing a lesbian pretending to be his girlfriend to family Christmas. I can not wait to see how this goes.
I just thought that if your brother was ever going to invite me over again, he probably shouldn't catch me fucking you in his bathroom.
Found someone cuddling with my Uggs this morning. Guess the hundred pillows laying next to him weren't good enough.
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