he quoted Bring It On. It's over.
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
he just fed my chickens on farmville...i guess that's his way of saying thanks for the sex<3
There is something about weddings and lines being done off my ass
coming from the girl bound and determined to pee in the snow
why would you restrict a girl of that
Tim john just told us the story about him losing his virginity at 14 during church on the emergency exit staircase. This is day drinking?
Update. He just picked me up and tried to demonstrate
In case you were wondering, taking me to see beauty and the beast in theaters would totally get you an unsolicited sloppy beej in the parking lot afterwards.
You should probably take note of that and make it happen.
Sat in the shower and reenacted the "Wiggle your big toe" scene from Kill Bill. THAT hungover.
You challenged yourself to walk backwards all the way to the bar... And you did
I'm waiting at the bar and am surrounded by unattractive women.
You need to get here and rebalance this disturbance in the force.
Note to self: do not ride giant beanbag chair down stairs.
It isn't easy. I met him at the gym. He wanted to go out he doesn't drive so I drove and he wanted Dairy Queen where his sister is the manager. This is dating in my 20's
Def don't remember taking those pics I sent you...but it looks like I was in a car? Shit. Looks like my Uber passenger rating just went up exponentially.
The hangover struggle is to real, just passed the drive thru window. Twice.
I stared at his dick and then told him to get on his knees
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