If a woman tells you she has been pink socked...don't move forward with her.
I guess i tried to text 911 last night with "someone stole my bong." Thank god that doesn't work...
Her boobs more than make up for all the flaws with her personality.
Its trashy in the best of ways. Like a stripper working to pay for college.
Did I hear correctly when it sounded like he said "just don't let me throw up into your vaj?"
I will also be strapping forties to the puppies.
DIN'T JUSGE NE.
If I come home tho and find u passed out naked in my bed with the bottle of crown empty, we're gonna have issues.
I'm sorry, I can't help the fact that I like to sleep naked, and I like booze, together it looks bad, yes.
THERE IS A VIDEO OF DMX SINGING RUDOLPH THE RED NOSE REINDEER
I'm officially in the Christmas spirit
I like how our relationship transcends the borders of inappropriateness and encompasses all the colors of the inappropriate rainbow.
So apparently someone caught him as he was falling. And carried him around the rest of the night.
Yeah i just finished watching someone play ping pong with his penis it didn't fully register until after a few seconds
He had really great hair, but he told me he's been in a psych ward three times. I mean I know I'm a psych major, but that's too much.
you said "i met the love of my life tonight" and i said "me?" and you said "no, hummus"
Have you had sex with a man from New Zealand? No? Then your input is invalid.
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