i didnt know what to say other then wrong hole.....after that the moment was ruined.
Apparently on the way out of the ER i asked the nurse to doggie-bag me some more morphine.
I just showed my boobs to our astate representative hahahahahahha
Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
I didn't cheat on him. He just hasn't been informed of the open part of our relationship.
The shit show didn't end. it just relocated itself to my apartment instead of yours.
you also need to get my treadmill fixed.
Do what? I was just saying that at some point there's a chance I'll have a boner. Think of it like a guessing game. "Does he have one now?"
Do you remember using the vicegrip to demonstrate how wide your penis is?
If by date you mean washing Pizza house down with a bottle of wine, then yes I have a date.
Let's run into the wild and just eat berries and have sex all the time.
He started saying the pledge of allegiance so his boner would go down. Merica.
It's not safe here. I had urgent and violent diarrhea last night, and I got blackout drunk. Please don't come over.
Stop fucking Sharon's exes.
Sorry it took me so long to reply. I was fucking Sharon's ex.
I have a video on my phone of someone streaking in my house last night, do you have any idea who it is?
twas supposed to be night one of rebound break but it was night one of get sloppy drunk and dance half naked in an ice shack
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