my girls lil sis wanted to play hide & seek. she told her 2 go hide. we went to the room and had sex. she was hiding under the bed.
Its as if he has to do the exact opposite of what I tell him. Don't come in my eye, pfshh it's in my eye. Don't come on the cat, pfshh it's on the cat.
Your sister reminds me of me at her age. Stop her while you can.
I don't think you have the libido for two women at the same time
I think you underestimate the amount of time spent masturbating
Apparently i just threw up in the bathroom, i told them i just blew my nose. i don't think they believe me...
Just paid a $5 cover at a bar I stumbled by so I could puke in a toilet and not in public.
I just got released from jail. still in my kilt. bring pants damnit. they won't understand.
pants will make it better? really?
I have to answer enough questions about you, I don't need your uterus tossed in the conversation.
I think I'll bring the beer we scavenged from that other party. What goes around comes around, especially when it's Corona because that shit is not staying in my fridge
I am the prescription. I can be taken orally or vaginally and in any dosage. This is why I went to med school.
Just watched a girl fall down the stair and be to drunk to get up. The only stair in the bar. It's like watching a turtle on it's back.
wearing the bible to the ABC party, thought you'd appreciate that.
wait. i have to tell u something. and it has nothing to do with dildos or spiders
the universe is starting to freak me out.. ive now had sex with 3 people who were born on the same day..
If I slept with her my dick would come out glittery
coward.
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