You'd love this place it's beautiful. Plus these people smell like garlic
You need to come back and get me. This is not a jersey shore party and he is not dressed as Pauly D and I am about one shot away from hooking up with a real fist pumping Guido.
No, he will live forever, like cockroaches and Jack Bauer.
I fukin lobve the states. Girls here let me fuck them because they like my accent. I may not go back
You threw a bottle at the bartender and then stole his tip jar. However, you were quickly KO'd by the bartender. Solid right hook.
he has been on a 2 week bender, has been homeless for a week and a half, and leaves for madagascar in 2 days. Do we worry or is that normal?
He fucked volume into my hair. It was amazing.
it's like a replay of two fridays ago...except not in a motel and i'm not having sex in the shower.
But life isn't just all about getting drunk & eating chicken strips.
i officially have over $300 in my bank account. that's a year's worth of chipotle.
I mean I'm so obviously classy currently laying in bed watching a movie while finishing my drink from last night
Like if it it's practical for your sexual health I'm allergic to it AKA REGULAR CONDOMS
You know. You being in a happy healthy relationship is REALLLYY cutting into our drinking alone together time.
Ever try to swallow something and have it go up into your nose instead? Yeah, I just sneezed bacon.
My roommate just angrily told the cat he should have knocked, but that's not lockdown madness. They're always like that.
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