I can't get in trouble, i'm smoking a bong in the office right now
is it true that cum stays in you for 7 years?
that's gum
this guy jus got head in a gas station bathroom from this fat chick with one leg
gross dude. was the guy blacked out drunk or something?
yeah and it only cost me 6 dollars
She has 260 profile pics. In 260 she's ugly and in 255, she's making the peace sign with her hands...
Just found a shot glass and plan b in my backpack...
Im guessing the shot glass is for plan c?
woke up with a sweatshirt on that said "someone special calls me grandma" and a sword. i'm just going to assume that it was a good night
Just for future reference: milk is NOT a good mixer no matter how drunk you are.
Beer Popsicles are better in theory
would it be completely unacceptable to smoke a cig outside naked? im already doing it so what you say doesn't matter.
Even jesus won't love me after tonight. I'm going hard.
I'm sure me singing - rather loudly - "fuck me in the back seat" last night didn't help either.
Please hurry up and come back. This is so awkward. He's showing me banana videos.
You told the entire smokers deck that you were blowing .08 now and anyone else willing later
So you thought it was a good idea to make plans for the same time same place with the guy you were sort of dating AND his best friend you slept with?
Also I will be receiving my own bra in the mail because I left it at his place, woops
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