woke up 7 floors down in the lobby...i my underwear. New high or new low?
New experience?
Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
I just heard a woman call her child a butt face. Repeatedly. He's crying now. I love walmart.
i just used google streetview to figure out where i spent the night last night
nothing like walking down the street with a garbage bag of puke trying to find a dumpster
I'm glad I have good healthy relationships with my one night stands
I will pre answer that I did not see it the fun way. He was peeing outside.
Why is there a water bottle full of red wine on my desk this morning?
See you tonight.
Day 1 of the Fuck Your Ex weekend has been productive. Already boned Steph and we're both still glad we arnt together anymore.
I can't! Its just like the night that I bathed you, I didn't tell anyone.
I'm the only person who goes to break up a friends with benefits and comes out with a boyfriend
Hook ups at LEGOLAND don't count right?
Are we playing inappropriate sexual encounters bingo?
So what if you don't want to be with your family. Go drink alone and watch Netflix like a normal person, don't be productive!
I fucked her with a giant balloon tied to my dick. You tell ME how my night went
I don't know why this person would ask for help. It sounds pretty OK to me. Also, I'd steal those bagpipes.
Randomize
