he went down on me with a nose plug on, you tell me how it went
Pillow talk just revealed that he originally thought I was 16.
I kind of want you to get arrested just so I could frame an avatar mugshot.
I hid a girl's boot last night so I could ransom it back this morning via the "blowjobs for boots" program.
Walking back from greek row alone at 3:30am in a child's kangaroo suit...not my proudest moment
My absolute favorite part of last night was after I puked in the ally, we rounded the corner and you screamed, "she's ok!" and everyone cheered
fun fact #6 about tuesday nights: giving head with two 40s taped to your hands is not as easy as you would think
Good news: I actually puked in my bathroom, the vomit from the living room was actually from someone else.
That's horrible but hilarious
I'm going to miss college.
Ok. You have started something that can only end with a picture of the inside of my butthole. It may happen today or next year, but it's on my agenda.
Dude...are you really going to start sexting during our friend's memorial service?
Life goal: sit on his perfect beautiful David Archuleta-lookalike face
did you just try to prove your straightness by quoting a lady gaga song?
I think putting on real pants was half my issue with today
You don't know bruises until you've been banged by 3 drunk bagpipers in the back of thier bus
I have easymac and six pack of beer. This night can't get any better.
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