She tried to have sex with him but he quote unquote respected her
oh yeah I'm gonna practice throwing up so I can be ready for Friday night. and Saturday. Beth is back, diaper and all.
One of the cleaning ladies on my floor just screamed from the bathroom
I can't wait until next week, when I find out what drunk me added to the Netflix queue.
Even her dad came up for the body shots. Wasn't sure what to do so I just laid there and let it happen...
They won't let us do straight shots of 151 since that guy lit his face on fire.
I forgot how easy it is to have sex in public when you're wearing a dress. Thank you global warming.
He bought a sex swing! He's building the playground of my dreams!!!!
Using Michelob Ultra as champagne.
Names, who you're caught in bed with, both minor details
Is there a coat check? I stole 10 vases of flowers along with two bottles of champagne and I'm not sure what to do with them.
Oh I'm definitely going to hit on her, there's no question about that. What I meant by playing it cool is I'm not going to mount her on sight.
You informed me your place was now a nudist colony and unless I was there to drink schnapps with the cat I had to strip.
I figure I since I made out with him that I at least had to save his number in my phone.
I’m doing some soul searching to figure out how much of a slut I’m going to be the rest of the summer.
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