And I wrote a rap so it was actually a productive afternoon minus not paying our bills.
Her best guy friend really had a thing for her all along.... Now we're back together and he's gone Dawson's Creek with his away messages.
I know...I feel like disliking her as a person on facebook
youre totally missing out on eating your boogers right now. my entire face is numb
Just made nachos out of string cheese and sunchips and laying in my bed watching babay einstion..get on my level
then he compared my vagina to a dishwasher. A DISHWASHER?!
Wish i knew who the f is sending me pics of asian newborns.
There are 3 guys sitting in the elevator in lawn chairs wearing sunglasses and holding beers. the hallway rugs are stuffed in a trash can. i've never been so glad to be sober.
Every fourth of July I get sentimental when I think back to the one where we drove around baked off our asses crashing multiple cookouts listening to Team America's "America, Fuck Yea" on repeat. I miss us.
OH MY GOD I CAN'T WAIT TO BONE YOUR EX BOYFRIEND. HOW AWKWARD IS THIS?
I've had to much cheese to give a fuck about anything. im tired.
So high I started crying because I was proud of Snoop Dogg for becoming Snoop Lion
Just participated in the saddest thing: Cheetos. Handjob. I have lost at life
I just started talking about how noodles were so good
I just watched someone put a diaper on a cat..I'm to high for this.
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