Maybe if i eat something filling like whole wheat pasta it will make me less hungry for things like dick
Rub youre cunt and tell me you love me.
Your incorrect use of you're doesn't arouse me in the slightest.
My spanish teacher discovered you can watch spanish music videos on youtube. Guess what were doing in class today? Michael Scott Spanish 101
I was actually high enough at that point that I was just casually following your glowing footsteps like in Avatar while we ran from the cops.
and then he proceeded to take what he called, a whip cream shower.
is it mean that i live tweeted about whether or not my roommate and her bf were having sex or were wrestling?
No no don't get confused. We do chemistry homework on Thursdays. We screw on Fridays. Other than that, Words With Friends is our only communication five days a week. We are NOT dating.
fat people need to stop using the handicapped bathroom stall so I can have sex in it. it's common logic
I'm so happy I'm only on my second drink. That would have been the best idea ever if I was on my fifth.
Thanks for setting a pic of your balls as my desktop background. You'll find you're cc'ed on the mass email of it.
He called me skinny, I broke his garbage disposal, then denied him sex. Normal second date etiquette.
You just gave me the title for the series of our lives. Haha. Chapter 12: the cocaine on the back of the hairbrush
Well sort of got busted by a cop while having sex outside, so your call
i woke up to a text from someone I put in my phone last night as "Giant Penis"
what did G.P. say?
oddly enough it was a dick pic
EVEN AFTER ALL THAT COMPLAINING... STILL NO PENIS
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