At least make sure they are 18
Why
Should I tell Kevin that my finger was in his sister's ass last night?
im so drunk with asians
where?
always
i just lost my virginity over my 3 hour lunch break..
u hav a 3 hour lunch break?!
i like how the length of my lunch break is the thing that phases u
Is it possible to make a milkshake in a martini shaker or am I gonna need a blender?
You can't see him, he's in front of the dildo, but Amelia Earhart is blocking your view.
It seems to me that once you begin comparing Jesus to hercules and calling him a super pimp you should put the wine away...
i think i made a good impression on his friends wen i survived 55 cup beer pong
If her puking on your pool table is her sign of a good night, it's time to intervene.
Nothing quite says Coachella like me doing high yoga in the middle of a field by myself
I woke up naked on my couch playing a video game I thought I had dreamed about... oh yeah, and someone cut my hair.
Hold me and let me compliment your butt
What part of the grouping of the words "anal beads" confuses you?
Sorry for face licking, I probably won't do it again.
Also, I love cats. I sat on the floor and they sat with me.
I would totally suck a dick for some poutine right now
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