I wanna crawl in your skin and have dreams about Bobby Kennedy tonight.
non applicator tampons are so hard to put in when your drunk. i fingered myself for 10 minutes and forgot what i was trying to do.
so she asking me "is it okay to have dangling labias?"
there was enough confetti in my bra to throw another NYE party
you kept yelling at her to "show me your genitals" until the bouncers told us to leave...at which point you showed them YOUR genitals...
please don't ever take me to a strip club again...
It snowed today. The whore-inducing weather is official over.
we are watching a video on ethics because somebody wrote "butt sex" on the attendance sign in sheet
ugh i can't even wear this perfume anymore. it just brings back blurry memories of blowjobs and regret.
Walt I've been the third wheel taking shotssssssssssssssssolo. Each s is for each solo shot.
So who was trying to make it rain last night in the bathroom? There are pieces of dollar bill everywhere
Yeah I mean once a gun is being waved around, its probably a good time to leave the party
But the music was sooo good
I cannot lay down. I will throw up my life and your life and the class hamster I had in third grade.
I gave you keys to my house and drugs. This must mean we're in a relationship.
suburban family judging/laughing at us after Jenna just pulled two flasks out of her boot on the subway
Is it bad form to puke out of a dorm window to avoid looking bad in front of the people in your room?
How about from a sixth floor window?
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