just come out here and I will go home with you...
We folded our dollar bills into airplanes. This really makes the strippers work for it. Like air miles.
Her boobs more than make up for all the flaws with her personality.
He said my breasts were God's way of making up to him for all the shit he's had to endure in his life.
The only reason I give him head is because I know i'll get a back rub.
wow.
But it's a REALLY good back rub.
dude there is absolutely no room for a slide in our room
just won 200$ from the school for "liking" the anti-alcohol seminar. putting it to good use
how?
not even kidding, my fake id is arriving in 6-8 business days
Dude tried texting you during but she threw my pants too far away
The strip club incident sums up our friendship pretty well
I think I freaked him out last night. We got back to my place and I made chicken nuggets, chicken Alfredo, and half of one of those huge oreida hashbrown bags. And then ate all of it
When you're really drunk, Japanese toilets just have an unnecessary amount of buttons.
The only thing left on my Bucket List is getting fingered at an aquarium.
Tonight we learned that just because we can fit a Tic Tac in the tip of my penis that does not mean we should.
How was jagerbomb pong?
It was like communism. Great in theory. Terrible when put into practice
Also, you fell asleep with you hand on and around my cock last night.
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