Please don't call me names while I'm carrying your child.
this girl and her friend just showed up at my house. standing together, theylook exactly like the number 10. this has cockblock written alllllll over it.
On this egg donor form, it asks "In the past 5 years, have you had sex for drugs or money?" It only gives a yes or no option and no place to explain myself. What do I do?
and when he finished he started shouting "swim boys SWIM"
I'm reducing my diet to vodka and rice cakes.
Found a joint walking to class. I feel like the environment is rewarding me for being green.
Just hooked up with a girl I met in line at Taco Bell. I told you leave me to do my own thing and I'll get it in
Omg he's telling my parents stories about him doing jaagerbombs ... Lord help me
I'm doing lines by myself in the kitchen. I think your outside. yeah that's you. your naked.
Dude I've kinda accepted I may leave Nola with the clap.
Finally another gay clarinet player. They're surprisingly rare.
Two options. One, you listen while I freak out. Two, we have mediocre to awesome car sex and don't talk. Either way, I'll be there by 7
2 hours later, she made her cat watch the waterfall scene from Homeward Bound to teach her how good she has it here.
I said "sucks to suck" to a cop last night. We've been snapchatting.
I need vodka mixed w a bit of holy water right now
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