in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
I woke up, mistook him for my ex, and started screaming. It was all that chest hair. I don't think this relationship is going anywhere.
I'm gonna write a book, Things that go bump in the night: The story of Katelyn. Chapter one, my roommate is a dumb whore.
After we fucked, her eye wouldn't stopped twitching and she could only move her hand, which she used to put her number in my phone
Also, I had a dream I had a ray gun and woke up holding my dick.
I cannot believe we're comparing my vagina to Mary Poppins and a black hole.
i feel like i am carryihg a baby. a baby made of alcohol.
you should be careful. everyone knows your chances of pregnancy increase by 100 percent when youre the daughter of a religious figure
I LOVE YOU SO MUCH I'M ON A WILD DICK CHASE FOR YOU. How many lesbians do YOU know that would do that? HOW MANY????
I rigged together two of my vibrators for more power... I've created a monster.
Should I be concerned you put your last name in my phone as "danger"?
I'm smoking a bowl with matches and a candle while my mother washes dishes downstairs. I thought adulthood was supposed to be different.
Went home with a guy last night with Taco Bell sauce in my hair and on my pants
I would be down to associate sex w taco bell
I ripped my favorite bra in half last night while I was undressing in a drunken rage.
What was the rage all about?
He wouldn't stop to let me get McDonald's french fries.
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