its officail im naming my first born child brickbreaker
CNN just did a special on how to do heroin safely.. I recorded it for us
it's pretty bad when you go in bed bath and beyond and recognize 6 different bed spreads you've had sex on
Missed another period
I almost hope you're pregnant, this is unfair.
I've come to realize that after waking up this morning for work no one wins in bar dice.
you know, even black out drunk I can always remember the exact point where I should have stopped drinking.
One of the bamboo sticks broke and impaled him. I think he's drunk enough that it shouldn't hurt until tomorrow.
I had no idea a 5'8 girl could fit entirely on her knees in front of the passenger seat of a Sunfire, but I am very happy to now have that knowledge.
I can't believe you just became a stipulation in their divorce papers.
What shirt can I wear out that says 'I may have a broken arm, but it's not the one I give handjobs with'?
in a thick russian accent she said "im not so good with english, much better with dick"
MASS TEXT: Lets start a new tradition. Black Friday log pic contest. I'm waiting.
So after I fell off 4 times we concluded I'm not allowed to ride him anymore.
sent a snap of my boobs out to my FWB his response was what happened to your other nipple ring.. how do I say it got ripped out by my other FWB last week without sounding like a slut
OK... But I need to shower first because I'm covered in stuff I definitely shouldn't have slept in
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