So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
Is it just me or are more fat girls getting belly button piercing these days?
i just taught a 3 year ld how to do a jager bomb, i cant wait to have kids
all you kept saying from the spare room was "can you bring me a puke bowl...and the cat"
Just proof I should've brought the airhorn with me to class.
We were in the shower and he sat down an wouldn't do anything. I'm so glad he manscapes. It made washing his balls less awkward.
Guess who just screamed "Everything happens for a reason!!" in the abortion clinic. This girl.
We're looking for the removeable roof from her Miata. Winner gets a 40.
He's living a porn movie. He's slept with a waitress at her work for lunch, a bar tender at the bar that night, and the cleaning lady the next morning.
I can't bring an entire liter in the bar in my purse. I mean I can. I might. I'm probably gonna.
So... Really random... You know we only exist cause Dad misspelled 'perseverance', right?
I have to finish a biography for history and write a review on it so naturally I was like "getting high will make this more bearable" and now I'm basically inside the book at the revolutionary war with this guy.
I feel horrible. I brought her to your house like a late night pizza delivery and dropped her off.
Clearly I was drunk when I met them I gave them a muffin. But they sure remembered me
Please come check out theses cougars grinding on a pole. I feel like they're showing us up and we need a duel stat
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