i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
all thats left of you is your magnum wrapper on my dresser
Everything was going good until she wanted to update her status...You forgot to close pterodactyl porn from this morning. Clothes went back on.
I woke up covered in my own vomit with a pocket full of napkins. I guess I knew I would need them, but was not coherent enough to use them before passing out.
I just got a Community College debit card in the mail. My failure has been materialized.
IM A DRUNK BIRTHDAY CLEOPATRA MESS. CELEBRATE THAT BITCH
he told me i smelled like babies and pine needles and he wanted to bathe with me. new boyfriend is not a keeper
Having a man strip on demand was an awesome way to start birthday. What more could a girl ask for? U the best!
I woke up to my one night stand and he said, "now that's the one to beat"
I threw up in a pringles can. how do you think my night went.
I was really hoping my 420 would involve a lot more weed and a lot less buttholes
idk i usually just blame everything on steve
Steve quit two months ago
nobody put me to bed and I ended up peeing on a tree and got written up
I woke up to the smell of shame and vomit in my hair... went to the bathroom to shower and passed out... woke back up naked with the blow dryer on... thanks for making my birthday a success
I miss seeing you
i hope for the sake of your safety you were not with your girlfriend while sending texts like that at 3 am
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