Jennifer and I just ate like 4 jello shots w/ a guy dressed as inspector gadget. We are still in the capital building btw
I love Texas.
THEY JUST PLAYED KISS FROM A ROSE TONIGHT IS PERFECT
There isn't a single transaction on my online bank account that doesn't involve drugs or alcohol since November 12
When I sent you a text telling you to splash water on your face, you texted me back with 'Iwehre N qyull.'
A shower wasnt enough to wash off the shame but at least it took care off the blood.
this may be my drink champagne alone in a bbaby pool in the dark night
making out was so insane. it felt like our tongues were paintbrushes made of waves and we were painting an ocean galazy
That feels better than graduating college or that time I tried to ride a llama. Did you know they really spit?
The length of my leg hair is a constant reminder of how long it's been since I even thought I had a chance of getting laid.
Why does my jaw hurt?
I may have punched you.
I'm sure he'll make the rejection quick and completely justified.
no need to worry, I have the internet and a cape, I can accomplish anything. nothing can go wrong, I am unstoppable. Yo.
P.s. There are few things I love more than brand new mascara and you are one of them.
random boy in my bed. last night wasnt a dream. fuck.
Nothing quite like spending your evening singing Shania Twain I Feel Like a Woman barbershop quartet Style with some homeless guys outside of Keyport liquor. love Shania Twain. How's your Sunday?
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