I'm sorry for everything. i woke up with two citations stapled to my shirt.
Today let's steal peoples pets out of their backyards and leave ransom notes
going to the gym drunk. fuck whoever made basketball season and getting a spring break ready body in the same season.
Umm I need a rain check. Long story short is I have scabies. Research it if you want. I'll tell you everything another time soon, I promise.
I maybe late, he's in a peeing contest with the neighbor's dog. Currently he's in the lead.
czant get you from the arport. sry i found the rum. dan sucks at rumpong jusrt so yo knoqw.
My "Week Of Not Checking Into OK Cupid So I Don't Hook Up With Another Fat Chick" lasted four hours. On the plus side, she was the smallest one yet.
he made me feel like a shish kabob. his dick was the skewer.
and you said he wasn't worth calling.
I had fun watching you interact with the world around you. Like a fuckin 8 year old kid who just discovered build a bear but really wants a cigarette.
You should have hard cock pics on hand to send in the situation that you can't stop driving, pull out your cock, browse the countless pics I've sent you of my tits, get him hard and text a pic through. I mean, it's simple sexting ettiquette.
The guy next to me in the library just got a call from his roommate asking him to come bail him out of jail...we need to step up our game.
dude, you declined head because you wanted to tell her about how you put cinnamon in your weed. also, we're low on Chef Boyardee
I woke up to see that I had ripped my boxers into a loin cloth because we were watching last of the mohicans
Fell asleep in the library, woke up because I almost let out a sleep fart. That was close.
His nipple licking is glorious
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