just so you know, the whole club saw your tits last night. and booed.
Helping high family members not look retarded is what family is for
Some milfs here doing some blow
Dad?
I just signed a document stating that I would dd all summer if they would go pickup food.
We hadn't had sex in so long that I started queefing and then I couldn't stop giggling... I think he's mad.
I'll just get wasted and start throwing myself at men. Someone's bound to take the bait
I owe you 20 bucks. My blood work did show liver damage.
I told him not to mix beer with his Dr. Pepper...his reply was "i'm a grown ass man i'll do what i want". Judging by the sounds coming out of the bathroom he regrets not listening to me.
Do you still speak french? one of two girls I woke up with only speaks french...
You're talking about alcohol when the smell of hand sanitizer is too much for me right now
Man, coughing on your period is like the biggest gamble a girl can make.
if you want to know how my night is going I just ugly cried in the cheesecake factory
Im covered in coffee vomit and urine and none of which are mine
HE PEED ON ME. THE MANAGER OF THE BAR.
So I fell alseep while I was motorboating that girl last night infront of the entire party.
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