omg... punch me in the throat... I am about to lose my mind with my parents.. I'm not saying I agree with the menendez brothers.. but I understand
she offered me iced tea and went to go change.then her dad came in the door.i thought i was on how to catch a predator.
they thought it would be fun to get out their yearbook and see who hooked up with the most guys..I won...I don't even go to the same school
just walked out of chelsea's house and saw cameron slapping his dick against her car. cant even make this shit up if i tried.
turns out gay frats are just like normal frats, only with more v-necks
Listen, I'm 30. If it doesnt involve a super soaker and some chicken wings, you can count me out.
still haven't packed clothes. only wine. gotta love spring break
its a sex-hate relationship...no love involved
On a scale of 1 to last weekend, how hungover are you?
There's a black statue of liberty dancing on the side of the road. Please hold while I join him.
we gave you a glass of water and you just started yelling: TWO STRAWS, PATS AN ENGINEER HE'LL FIGURE IT OUT
Well yeah connect the two together, then you can lay down and drink.
IS NO AN EMOTION BECAUSE THAT'S WHAT I'M FEELING RIGHT NOW
I just want you to know you're the worst sister ever.
If this is about me and your ex, it's not my fault she doesn't like men.
"Plot twist... I'm straight."
there is another microwave in the elevator.
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