Whatever. They have the same name, so it's not even cheating. It's brand loyalty.
how am i supposed to spank it to a shakira video when she looks like she is doing the robot?
I feel like she's the kind of girl who always ends up with guys who have oddly shaped dicks..
Bring your kids so they can distract our kids so we can drink beer in peace.
Why would he get rid of a girl with no gag reflex? I don't get it.
It's alright she couldn't hear you. Her legs were over her ears
I'll give you $10 to get a dick pic with a gecko on it.
I agreed not to hook up with any randoms while she's on vacation, if that isn't a show of good faith then I don't know what is...
Literally this kid just told me he's not planning to live past 30. Then he hit himself with a frying pan.
He has blue eyes of sex and i am powerless against them
Doesn't tell me where my computer chair went but good to know
Good thing my vagina doesn't have a chronometer on it. I'm sure my fiance would be horrified. Probably 10 miles from this past weekend alone.
Hooked up with a girl in the dorm laundry room tonight. And got invited to go to Vegas for free. That's how today's going.
Thank god he came over. I had to have some good sex to makeup for all the bad sex I've been having.
It's like if you wanna bond just do a ropes course or have group sex you don't have to be weird about it
You were yelling at them from the passenger seat saying you wanted your chicken for free because they couldn't prove it was from kentucky
Randomize
