Just did shrooms. Don't feel shit! Wsasted 40 bucks on this! Nothing's happenig except for this little gnome on my shoulder and the couch is melting. Fuckin waste of money.
I sent you an email today but due to work restrictions, I had to misspell choke sex
i have to go see a new gyno today. he's a male. i just took 3 shots of tequila. its almost like freshman year... drink alcohol, meet a strange man, let him play with my vagina.
Im debating on how to word my craigslist post so i dont get arrested...
Got a personal ride from safe ride. I was crying so hard. The driver said think of something happy and I said Disney. In which I sang him Aladdin. So I got home ok
I need to stop smoking. I just talked to corn.
Yeah I remember I tried to close her head in the freezer last night
I feel like I'm full of double a batteries and cocaine.
I'm eating a piece of cake like an apple. At least my thought process is healthy.
he said he did everything he could to puke on his nurses because they were doing everything wrong
Thats admirable.
I think our prof has caught onto our drinking game. He burst into the room with a big smile on his face and yelled "essentially! Essentially! Essentially!"
It's almost like sex was the ice breaker and now we're sociable at the gym
He has no idea he’s my boyfriend.
nothing like a long car ride to make you think of all the bad things you've done
a day off where I don’t get laid would be worthless
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