Don't lose. A little bit of my soul dies every time a beer pong game is lost.
I think being an adult is being able to say no to free shots...I need to work on that.
I'm pretty sure the guy in front of me at Walmart doesn't have good plans. It's one am he is buying a flash light and black bandanna
Cory and I accidentally had a sexual adventure last night.
How do you ACCIDENTALLY have a sexual adventure?
Thank you <3 he just looked at me, fist bumped me, and asked me what was on my titty....we may cut her off
And he came by and picked me up. We cuddled in his car then had sex until... an officer doing his rounds put a spotlight on crazy haired, naked me straddling him.
Like he was inside me when I made eye contact with a police man.
i think i just encouraged him to glue googly eyes to my boobs
My move is emasculating men with my superior intellect and it's not as charming when they can't see my huge rack.
Whats a little naked between friends. Just don't laugh or I'll be scared for life.
I made a booty call at 3:30 am on a Monday... I think I just became the ultimate female fuckboy. I don't know whether to be ashamed or get myself a trophy.
Ugh I don't want to adult today. I need like a dozen more coffees. Or cookies. They're interchangeable.
nyquil+orgasm=very intense and oddly interesting
she's my really slutty friend i bring around so i can act slutty and not feel as bad about it
So how was it?
The cemetery or the sex?
Also we're getting drunk and sledding down Caroline street. See you soon.
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