i'm smoking hookah in a kayak. how did this happen.
somehow I got talked into dressing up like a hot dog, spinning around ten times, and shooting lay ups in front of thousands of students
Don't be a smartass. I'm trying to fuck a guy who's sober. It's more difficult than you think.
so if i die before i go back to school its because the thing we found in the hallway that i've been smoking out of is a crack pipe
You kept tellin the cashier that this order was "To Go" over and over...even tho we were in the drive-thru
you came home soaking wet, and when I asked where your umbrella was, you pulled it out of your bag and were so proud you kept it dry.
If he thought that flying across an ocean to visit me in London constituted sex, he thought wrong.
On my way to the DMV to get arrested
Seius question. Does a penis floar when ina baht? Must find out.
they superglued a cigarette to my fingers...i think I need to quit smoking.
Brilliant thought; pill pong.
What could go wrong?
Well, at some point in her life every girl has to decide how much weird she's willing to tolerate for hot tall banker cock
She bit my shoulder during foreplay last night, and it's already infected. I think she has rabies.
I think I just got drunk texted by my psychiatrist
Sorry you saw my balls. Pregame includes a lot of shaving.
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