one two three fourrrrnication!
There's a hobo dancing by himself. Is anyone going to ask how he got in the house?
I just remembered our "im drunk enough to look at your vagina" conversation. Is that offer still valid? I really think I need a second opinion
I'll still trying to understand the context of your "punch her with my cock" comment.
You almost make it sound as if getting an education to further your career is more important than beer and tacos.
I think if it were a part of everyone's daily routine, the world would be happier. International Finger Yourself While Bathing Day.
Well girls crying gets you hard so you're not really a good standard to me
He said he only likes girls with a sense of humor, after he took his pants off I understood why
I just read "to infinity and beyond" as "to infidelity and beyond" something is seriously wrong with my psyche
I Have a huge scrape on my knee and I need a better excuse than dry humping on a park bench...
For an hr, you were convinced you no longer had a right arm so you played Super Mario Bros with just your left hand vs Beth. You won btw, mite b why she refused to wear the unicorn head
Monday afternoon and I'm still hungover from Valentine's Day. I think I'm winning at the single life.
Only you could make a reflective vest look even remotely sexy
You peed in the sink and kept shouting "I'm the black swan! Ca-caw!"
I think I was judged by a squirrel this morning during the walk...
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