Is it gay to rub my penis between my butt cheeks and pretend that they're tits?
Wow! You need to get laid.
so i gave him head in the movie theater last night. thought we were alone til I heard the clapping from the other side of the theater after he'd finished.
about to get into a hot tub with three cops. this cant go well
It's a 2 hour train ride a 7 in the morning, of course we're bringing alcohol
Sometimes when I see a shoe on the side of the road, I get a little depressed that I've never partied that hard.
There needs to be a crayon color for how blue my balls are
You know your high, when your chugging applesauce out of the jar with no utensils.
It's fucking New Year's. I can be soberish in 2013 after tonight. It's like the 30 years of grey area between Jesus' birth and death.
Impressive. I've never gotten straight denied and then chased the guy naked out of my own apt. I'll remember that next time.
Well that's what you get for messing around with her vagina. I told you it was a fickle and insatiable creature.
He may be 6' 6" but I'm 180 lbs of pure rage and determination
Today is get drunk without showing anyone my penis day
I mean, I want you to have freaky orgasmic fun to entertain me, but I don’t want you to risk HIV or car crashes
The first thing he said was that my underwear smelled like Trix but then he looked up at me and whispered "Silly rabbit, vagina is for me."
Laying in bed naked is fun. I now see why guys love boobs... They're sooo bouncy! This long distance relationship is really killing my sex life.
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