i just google searched "what time does taco bell open"
Hurry up I might actually study if I am left alone
Is it bad that your cum tickles when I swallow it?
know what the best part about malls are? standing on the upper level and boob gazing
i dont understand why you dont get why i love him. i opened the bathroom door and he had his penis in his right hand and a mcdouble in his left.
im sorry, I just can't fuck a guy who can't receive picture messages
The pet store wouldn't sell us fish because they said they could tell we were drunk.
while i was sleeping he changed my screen saver to his dick with a heart frame around it. I just might be falling in love.
Just be aware that next year I will probably try to seduce you to avoid going to the gym
We're going to party like we don't have spanx on
We'd like to invite you to our threesome! Lingerie is encouraged and drinks will be provided. Next Friday, roommate night, my bedroom. Hope to see you there!
I WANNA SUCK HIS DICK ON A BOAT
It's not even a normal fucking affair I've found myself in. It's a fucking bdsm clusterfuck.
Hey bring in backup. its going to take a lot more beer than we think to fill up the water bed...
Cancel your plans for the fourth someone is streaming iron chef on twitch
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