My mouth tastes like defeat. Did he at least have money?
I'm convinced her vagina is similar to chernobyl, but I want to visit it for the novelty value anyway.
Threesomes are so awesome. You even have company on your walk of shame :)
I love drunk self when he leaves a prepacked bong for the morning... in the bathroom.
my whole body is tingling just thinking about the orgasm hes going to give me
test run with donkey pinata disastrous. broken glass and tequila EVERYWHERE
I snorted a few ambien and woke up here. A lady banged on our door, waking us up, demanding our towels.
I was peeing in the bathroom at this house party when a guy just casually stumbles out of the shower
You were naked too, so it cancels out. We're straight.
I'm starting to question if I'm gonna need to bring a raincoat just to drink around u
U act like I can cum on command
You were drinking whiskey from a beer bottle i dont know what you really expected...
Can we climb Your roof?
No bitch its 2am go home.
Can I come over and get it in, take a nap in ur bed, grab some poptarts and then leave?
You haven't lost that air of class about you...
condom fairy costume came in handy...we were making out in my living room and he wanted it so i took a condom off the costume and we did it right there...with my tutu still on....
If I wanna spend the whole night tied up and getting railed I'm allowed to do so
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