im ready to get crazy and take my wig off
Contrary to popular belief alot of woman do actually enjoy sucking cock.
I'm in the laundromat a drunk armenian guy keeps trying to help me fold my laundry. Ah i'm going to miss queens.
Just got done reading an 11 page essay for class. Took me three fucking days and the only thing I have highlighted is the name "Alexander Cockburn"
coulda been worse. everyone in the drunk tank got free mcdonalds breakfast
I was in holding with a guy that got a DUI on a hover round. He was so nice. We're hanging out tonight.
I kept feeling my boobs..just to make sure they were still there.
he said no sex till date three. i said the party was one, mcdonalds two and that i would take him with me to buy cigs for date three.
She opened a beer bottle with her armpit and then gave me a cigarette from the waistband of her underwear. I dont know if I want to be her or marry her.
I can't tell which way is up. Too many corners around his house too. An arbitary assimilation of edges.
Christ, I swear you are the high man's Dr. Seuss.
He's basically wearing those Nike boner sweatpants. It's hard not to jump him. How has your day been?
who was i chillin with last night? i woke up in a storage unit
i just thought a plastic bag was my cat. i just pet a plastic bag. that high.
I bought more beer than I could carry and managed to fit it all in the fridge. It's an alcoholicmas miracle.
Right?? Give me some apple scented candles and I'm a fall wet dream
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