Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
I ride home in a shopping cart. Don't at like you aren't jealous.
She has 260 profile pics. In 260 she's ugly and in 255, she's making the peace sign with her hands...
just threw up on my speech test, so much for a great semester
either i blacked out mid-sex but remember the beginning and end, or he really only lasted a couple of minutes
apparently i was cut off before i even walked in
I swear there's a gravitational pull from your vagina to large groups of men in uniform.
I just remembered you had me meet your law professor while I was wasted...how'd that go?
Nothing like an old fashioned, wine fueled, anxiety-cry in the shower to start off finals week.
It's 6 a.m. ... what the hell.
Just asking. Could've given you a lap dance in a sombrero, drenched in corona and tequila.
God Bless cinco de mayo
I spent most of the night trying to drink out of three bottles of beer at once. I don't have to be told the reasons I'm single
I decided to start over my porn collection by deleting the old stuff. That was a sad piece of a pie chart...
He took a picture of me to show his boss why he was late...Is that a compliment or not?
It was kind of like hidden Mickey ears, but with dicks.
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