Vegas for my brothers bachelor party. Just landed and I have a boner. I'm giggly and teary eyed I'm so excited.
She just used a turkey baster to transfer alcohol from the glass to the bottle. Just thought you should know
look what he's done to me, i actually want to be a stripper now.
Had to use the product locator on on the four loko website to find them at home. Got to go in the backroom of a grocery store to get them. Dedication.
Dude with the Beatles haircut just got his pilots license and wants to take us up to do a case race mid flight. Don't tell me networking is unnecessary.
she was like the girl next door.. if you lived next door to a whorehouse
Freedom, beauty, truth, and love to all. I also probably have syphilis
This weekend was suppose to be a 'smoke weed and stare at things' weekend. Not a 'spend all my rent money partying with Europeans till 8 am' weekend
Yeah but those French chicks did get naked
walking back to the dorm.. she is flashing evryone, demanding beads. we tried to stop her and now she just keeps yelling "Bourbon st bitchesss"... you get her tomorrow
Dude she let me install handle bars on her headboard. I should have nailed my boss years ago.
Like for real, is your junk ok? I have to look after my investments.
We were taking body shots by lunch. I love college.
purchased gas station taquitos and condoms at 4 this morning. It has been magical..
LISTEN TO ME! DONDE ESTA LA FUCKING VICODIN!
I need weed and if he's hot, maybe he can supply me with sex too.
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