porn star on stage now. Get unkicked out.
Guess which guy you've blown just made me sandwich at subway?
He got 20 stiches.. Who knew so much damage could come from a single shopping cart.
He pretended my clit ring was a door knocker.
Not going outside. I may melt into a puddle of wine
after last halloween when i met that 26yr old guy from russia who was hot until we madeout and he became obsessed with touching my forehead after the ecstasy he did and then tried to sell me pills from an m&m mini container, i think im staying away from parties downtown
Just drove past the dude that came in your sock
The pigeons can smell the fear
Wtf
You raged at the rock climbing place for not selling beer and then just said "fuck it" and pulled out a flask.
I still regret not being there for your blackout into the dumpster last year
I'm so lazy and tired i just want to cry and fall asleep in a bed of egg mcmuffins.
it'll be okay! And just think of this ultrasound as the most action you've had in a month...
You had sex with a kid to spare him the shame of being a virgin. Evidence is on my side.
Thanks for duct tapping my dick to my leg while I was passed out. I could only aim straight down. I stood on your bed. Have a nice day at work!
Teacher vividly described one of the times he did shrooms, sat down, sighed, and told everyone to go do drugs and let us out 15 minutes into class. I love community colleges
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