My penis looks like a roll of pennies
Oh. Ok. I get the hint.
Like a roll of pennies where the paper got wet & then dried all wrinkly and weird...
How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
took shots out of a medicine cup. i can get used to college.
Just saw a maroon grand am stop on my street, the driver opened the door, vomited, and then drove away like nothing happened. Been there, done that.
Maybe my heart is located in my vagina
If there was a game called "keeping your legs shut," I would lose every time.
The water bill last month was outrageous. We have got to stop fucking for hours in the shower
Either you made a spaghetti vodka smoothie last night, or you puked in the blender.
at one point he was caressing me in the kitchen asking me my name over and over again and then asking what my favorite continent was
Champagne is a vitamin, right?
best. trip. ever. this is going to be too much fun. petland isnt going to know what hit them.
Thanks for launching me off you reverse cowgirl. I think I chipped a tooth.
Seriously? People are paying $45 for Surge?!? I've seen better one night stand decisions being made then the choices being made on amazon orders of Surge
hey can you come unlock the basement door? I'm trapped in here.
no I can't, you're a safety hazard. but, there's a beer keg down there somewhere. we don't have cups, but help yourself.
No reason. My tongue went numb after one shot. I may die tonight
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