but, i was nude. you really should respect my stupidity and delete them. please.
I'm too high to be shopping. I just contemplated deoderant for fifteen minutes. Now testing pillows
Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
I kept feeling my boobs..just to make sure they were still there.
its coolsest when we hear the beat in our water bottles. and the likghts are in his eyes now. oh holland
I was standing when I hit it. I barely made it to the couch before the walls started turning into people.
Solid teamwork gives us a good shout of both bringing home trophy cougs
Wait, whatever happened to locking our vaginas in closets?
My puffy vagina and I are on the way to the doctor to see what your mutant penis did to us THANKS A LOT
He ate me out while watching Fifty Shades of Grey---needless to say I'm locking this down
Caitlin, you were laying in your bed feeding your dog ritz chips and singing a whole new world at 4am loud enough your neighbors came over an asked you to stop.
I love my life
The list of people who didn't throw up last night is insanely smaller than the list of people who did
So it was a successful night I take it?
Hey I had a great night last night but I don't want to lie to you I'm only 19 and that wasn't my place its was my cousin he's gone for the summer and I was just house sitting and watching his cat I'm sorry
Point in my hangover when I'm honestly not sure if I'm about to puke, or shit my pants.
I sort of feel bad for this orthodontist. The things that have been in my mouth in the past 12 hours aren't exactly socially acceptable.
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