Strip flip cup NEVER equals good idea
fyi, i just bought my first strap-on. the little mermaid theme song was playing in the background.
Im going to bring a boy home tonight, and not tell him that I have my period. So when he tries to fuck me, I say no, and look really classy. Then he thinks I'm marriage material. So I give him head.
Watching this movie and saying "drink every time you see an animal" was a bad idea...circle of life...holy crap
He kept buying me shots of tequila. I decided to just save myself the half hour of toilet hugging and tell him straight up that I intended on sleeping with him. We got Tacos on the way home with all the money we saved.
Totally using formspring as an incognito way of making sure that girl from last night wasn't jailbait.
If she asks the cat was vomiting before I fed it fried calamari
Honestly the war on drugs is dumb and you can just sleep in my bed which is mega comfortable anytime you want. There I said it
I was ashamed to still be in my green tank this morning, but there's a guy here in full on bright green pants and a green blazer. He looks like the lucky charms guy stretched out at drunker than usual. Now, I fade into the background.
It's surprise blowjob week. You should be excited.
who started the 'put a scrunchy' around his balls' game?
stop sending me battleship coordinates and get back here so i can suck your dick
Every FB picture she has looks like it's from the POV of the guy she's blowing
Listen, I've got balls in my face can I call you back
Come to my place after work and we can discuss our finances over a coors delight and a fire ball shot
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