There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
i'm so high i feel like the people i'm chatting with online can some how see that i'm naked.
**i WaNt TO sLaP mY niECe wHO ThINks iT iS cUte tO WriTE LiKE tHiS**
I'm not ok right now. I just walked in on a 600lb woman passed out on the toilet and she walked out and tried to eat her cell phone. I'm on acid I think.
Your sister got a Brazilian yesterday. It looks great
You know you hit rock bottom when you make out with a guy named after a cereal.
I remember seeing LSAT prep books and thinking "Whose room is this? I should be hooking up with them instead."
so you told her it was a 'nam scar? i mean, how old does she think you are.
it took me 7 solid minutes to realize "egggGSaucetingf" meant "exhausting"
not much sitting here stoned eating my little sisters halloween candy and judging each individual hersheys candy bar and after much deliberation by the selection committee the original hersheys chocolate bar won
Is YOLO really just a socially acceptable way to say you enjoy putting things up your nose?
I have a broken liver
I see that the whole "let's take a break from drinking" has worked out really well for us.
jake and the teradactyl broke up, operation get high and find him a new girl who hasn't had sexual experiences with three delts simultaniously is in full effect.
so i realized that he's only my physical relationship and beer is my emotional relationship...
Soooooooo high. David tried to rinse the water droplets out of the sink for 5 minutes
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