he only lasted three minutes, so to spite him i stayed the night and slept in.
you said your puke was red because you were proud to be an american.
So I've come to the conclusion that I would cry if I had an ugly baby.
You told me I was special while we were having sex and I asked why.
What did I say?
Don't ask me questions while I have an erection,
She refered to her bed as the "cockpit"....I understand that this morning.
That's cause you yelled across the parking lot you wanted to eat her out
bark. im thoroughly looking forward to kegs and eggs. next weekend should be pancakes and pinnical, then cereal and seagrams and then whiskey and waffles.
He asked me "did you used to go to church" while we were having sex.
This is the high leading the old right now
My head feels like a nest made of hair and cum
I be dancing. See you soon. You can drink tequila from my pants.
He let me finish eating my sandwich while I sat his face. I think I'm in love with this little eager beaver.
while he was teaching, every time he said "wet" he would look at me, that's what you get for sleeping with the professor's assistant
I can't remember if I puked before or after the shots of absinthe. Or why I thought shots of absinthe was a good idea.
I found them in the bathroom trying to wrap an American flag around Steve's dick. I didn't bother to ask questions.
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