That's the secret to virgins: blizzards.
It's not every day you get to see a girl fuck herself with a pickle.
there was so much ham clogging the tub drain.. he said it was ok he has a cleaning lady
Apparently she came home completely covered in mud, pretending to be a bird...and she still had more sex than any of us this weekend.
Did we literally take a cab across the street
Was awful. Wedding photos taken by a river with used syringes floating past. Had to ask the bride to put down a can of rum to have her photo taken.
Last time i was there we saw the window of the pizza place we were at get busted, we were pulled out of a taxi to be questioned by the cops, and we peed outside a waffle house. I'm in.
I was more obsessed with the sweat stain on her back that was simultaneously shaped like a vagina and the virgin Mary.
your ability to divide cases of beer among any given group of people equally was missed.
I've found a new low. I was climb-on-the-bar-piano drunk.
And I'm glad you're waiting to invite him over. he may have a weird penis thing and then dinner becomes awkward.
He got an erection from helping me mobilize my lumbar spine. I love physical therapy school.
What type of bandaid should I use on my clit
I mean seriously with your cock and my tits combined we could rule the world. Pinky and the brain style
is it sad that a disney movie is making me horny?
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