YOu come back ASAP and we will do whatever you want baby
no matter how many times i close my eyes and hit ignore on my phone. i must remind myself shit i still have to see her at work
you made me watch la bamba, and then you yelled at me for disrespecting your mexican heritage.
vagina is talking i cant
The future queen of Norway was pregnant with a druglord's baby when she met the prince. We still have hope.
I met the perfect girl for you, she's smart, likes cars, has at least one ear, and really blue eyes!
please elaborate on, "atleast one ear"
so i don't know how many beers it takes to make a recliner look like a toilet, but that's how many i had.
I just remember thinking, if she falls asleep, I'm totally eating that spilled chex mix right off of her.
i'm just sitting here going through her tagged pics, covering up different parts of her face to try and figure out exactly what it is that makes her so ugly.
Learned a valuable life lesson last night. It's titled "Tequila: Still A Bad Idea".
I will always remember today as the day I narrowly escaped having to touch a tiny penis
oh come on since when have relationships been boundary lines for us
fair point
It's really sad that I'm trying to calculate in my head the type of place to have dinner that's worth anal
Look, I'm just saying, she looks like a troll and works indefinitely at a shitty Chinese restaurant, so me sleeping with her boyfriend is the least of her troubles...
I have to have boobs, you have the charm and wholesomeness that gets boyfriends... And i have boobs
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