I wanna blow your doors off so bad right now.
Doors?
Rock your world. Blow you out. Skeet skeet.
remember them days when you seriously wanted your mom to marry rev run and we would always talk shit about justine?
joeyyyy why you always taken cheeseburgers from me?!?!?!
Wow, Pearl Harbor and The Notebook are on. Its like the Im going to kill myself marathon.
"lets watch the sunrise" turned into "lets have sex on the roof at six thirty in the morning"
Repeat the weekend mantra. "I like boys with teeth, I need boys with teeth, I deserve boys with teeth, I will have boys with teeth".
This milkshake tastes better than sex. Priorities, I have them.
I always enjoy the bewildered gaze as I buy chips, salsa and beer @ 0745.
Made out with a chick in front of a girl I'm banging and successfully reDENNISed her within 9 hours
2 reasons we need to wear those onesies to the bar more ofter 1) comfy as shit 2) we both still got laid\n\nHow can you resist that kinda night?
thought a girl was checking me out today. took me like 5 minutes to realize it was a mannequin
i feel like i am made of mashed potatoes. i love cannabis pills so. fucking. much.
Naked. naked and bneed help.
Told my fifteen year old cousin's friend what to sext his girlfriend last night. He was scarred for life but she fucking loved it.
wheres my face? and why is my pocket so big?
Just sent a nude with the caption "seasons greetings from our family to yours"
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