dude, im still at the bar with two chics... one has a moustache ill save that one for you... be home in 20min..
I miss Bob Barker.
Yeah, more like Douche Carey...
THEY JUST PLAYED KISS FROM A ROSE TONIGHT IS PERFECT
she bought me drinks at the bar, made me pizza at her place, gave me head, and then drove me home...i think i might propose
At the hospital. Forgot we locked Eric out of the house last night as a joke. Hypothermia's a bitch.
This is going to be the summer remembered forever as the giant 3 month long mushroom trip.
I wanna die of smoke inhalation. In a huge teepee. Or one of those big things kids in kindergarten have that you throw up in the air then sit inside of.
It sounds miserable..I have to wear a dress and it's a cash bar?
They just dared her to tape flip flops to her tits. Entertainment value cannot be found like this in any other part of America.
Meet at Walmart straight from work to buy items for hurricane fun. Then blast some wine, make some sex, blast a bowl and cuddle each other till the sun comes up?
That's the most romantic New Orleans hurrication I've ever heard of. Can I have your babies?
Mmm. Champagne. Weed. 17 pounds of animal crackers.
I'm drunk. And I'm alone. Eating chicken fingers in my underwear. I'd say life is grand.
I've never been so drunk at home. I just sat on the toilet playing with toilet paper for ten minutes, I almost made a paper crane.
I left him naked in his bed. I did cover his junk with a blanket in case his roommate walked in later though. so I don't feel as bad about it.
Let’s try it, I’ve never had a bad time with sex, tacos and beer.
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