Done. Eyebrows are waxed, entire body shaved
on the way home the dog started throwing up her bone in the car..so naturally i started to puke too
No, you dont understand, he literately fucked me into a new hairstyle, quite nice too.
you woulda been proud of me tonight though. i only made out with 2 guys. and in my defense one of them was to get a job after graduation.
Fuck it dude, we gotta bounce before she starts talking about her steve irwin conspiracy
you say it like running around in your thong wasted is a bad thing
You guys better make it up to the cabin in time for mud wrestling on Saturday. I'm not kidding. You know when I joke, and now is not one of those times.
P.S. The slutty NASCAR driver costume will be saved and used year round for role play.
You slow clapped the stripper last night.
I just watched my mom get dick on Skype.
That d should have definitely been an s.
She told me to pick her up in the corner of shame and self-disgust.
Everyone here is taking crazy amounts of mescaline and I'm just over here like hey have you tried the pretzel rolls mmm
went to their party, left halfway through to fuck a pledge, came back to keep drinking. I think everyone won.
I find celibacy oppressive. Huge waste of my time and talents.
seriously i don't trust him. he fed me a hot dog out of a crock pot and gave me moonshine dashed jager bombs.
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