North Korea, Best Korea!
just went to get groceries. a cashier said she saw me last night. i guess i carried a broom back from the party and swept the street the whole walk back...and i claimed to be in the cast of wicked
I think i peed on brittanys purse
Thank God for loud music. There is a circus in my butt right now.
i kinda do this "flirt with girls and pretend to be a hot white guy named chris" thing
hey, we don't wanna leave the house because we're watching fireworks on tv. this is america.
I love him more than I love myself. Which is a lot...Because I'm narcissistic.
just paid a stripper to have a minute conversation about the arizona game WTF
My life has literally become a dickpocolypse. Thank you, summer, I missed you.
we found you standing over and eating out of my neighbor's garbage can
He called me at two in the morning to tell me he was throwing the tiny Thor hammer at moving vehicles. Apparently he missed the guy on the motorcycle.
God loves me. So high, craving Jimmy Johns chips, looked down, unopened bag in front of me. Still doesn't feel real
Buying a pregnancy test at Walmart in the middle of the night in the middle of Tennessee is not really how I imagined my 25th year on this planet starting out...
Have you ever realized how cool bread is? Like so many things taste good on it. Like its crazy to think that peanut butter and turkey can both taste good on the same thing.
Thus began an intricate shell game of nude cardigan photos
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