We're pre-gaming then going to chuck e cheese's.
If you're joking I'm going to be sad
Don't be a dummy cum on the tummy. Make her a slut, and cum in her butt. Have no fear, jizz in her ear. Don't be a noob, cum on her boob. Forget her rack, blow on her back. Just take off your coat and jizz in her throat. And if she seals off her holes, cum in her rolls
is that a poem?!
I shagged another guy with one ball last night. Are there really that many dudes with one nut in la or am I just a magnet for prostetic testes?
I managed to convince him it was his fault I cheated on him...he spent the last 40 minutes going down on me. I feel legendary.
His fridge was full of blocks of pepperjack cheese, and his pantry was stocked with huge jars of jellybeans. Even if I'd been drunk, I don't think I could've made that up.
Just so you know you don't have to worry about me picking up any guys tonight. The Hilton is hosting guests from the North American Gay Volleyball Association and the Comic Palooza
Not sure how ur night is going, but unless u also saw a naked drunk chick pissing outside i doubt it can top mine
Do you know how hard it is to was the scent of sex from your hair in a gas station bathroom?!
My arrest report says I was found in midtown "performing lewd and lascivious acts on top of art meant for public display and enjoyment".
omg his dad is hot
... I'm currently away at the moment. Leave a msg since I cannot express how much I can't help you stop ruining peoples lives.
And I just got smacked in the face by my cat. Apparently I'm supposed to be awake now.
Just keep me informed about your plans. That way i can figure out places to go and if i need to shave my balls
Do I have to cook for the potluck? Can I just bring a costco size bottle of Vodka?
i have a lot of questions about the picture quality/lighting/motion/gravity of the balls...
The dogs decided to play a new game called "Who Can Scream the Loudest?"
I won.
Randomize
