The look your mother gives you when she sees you masterbating on web cam is unlike any I've seen before, but this is a case where, I would say, ignorance is bliss.
ugh, today is just one of those 'get high before your 8am class' days.
i'd date him for the sole reason that he thanks me after giving him head
I walked downstairs and there were 50 sorority girls. I wasn't expecting an audience during my walk of shame.
If you spent as much time trying to get laid as you do masturbating you would surpass all of us.
Last two new years I ended in jail by 12. Can we wait until its actually 12:02 this time to do something stupid. I'd like to spend the first minute of 2012 free.. At least.
I think I'm leaving the streamers and balloons up from 4th of july till after he stops by. It'll be like the universe is celebrating his massive dick.
Well his dad is my dentist so they've both been in my mouth.
I swear to god....if you can give yourself a brazilian you can take a fucking bullet
"I licked someones beard, because I can."
Why is there never any toilet paper at his apartment? What does he wipe his ass with? WHAT DOES HE WIPE IT WITH?!?
You know tonight's gonna be a good night when your already planning on sleeping in a trunk
hey, i didnt think i could be this stupid either but you dont see ME getting all judgemental about it
Did I ever tell you what happened that night after he ran you over?
Saw a sign that said the chorus of never gonna give you up was enough time to wash your hands. Coronavirus has Rick rolled me.
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