id fuck shawn from boy meets world only if we could name the baby topanga.
Heard it's your birthday. I can't send pictures, but go ahead and imagine my balls.
She looks like Sash Grey but sounds like Fran Drescher. Advise.
My workout was carrying 2 cases home from the grocery. It's Bowl Week.
Iranian Rapper, camaroonian basketball player, mexican i forget and indian doctor....this one looks the best on paper.
I'm sure it was awkward. I've never had a professor expose parts of them to me before.
Yea idk it was like early in the morning and you were walking around with no shoes carrying a printer
Sprained my ankle at sky zone REST ICE COMPRESSION ELEVATION AND SHOTS it'll all feel better soon
Why don't you throw your vagina at it and see what happens?
Wanna smoke some ancient weed I just found in a box of cake mix?
I was like wtf you can warn a girl like hey I have a huge dick and I fuck for hours
Someone google feeding your vagina Advil and Neosporin
I wish I knew the extent of my injuries before I climbed over the fence. Might have avoided the need to purchase a cupholder for my wheelchair.
I imagine it like the scene in Sorceror's Stone, but instead of flying keys, it's flying dicks.
That is a dream.
And one groomsman rode a suitcase cart like a skateboard until he crashed and took out a piece of sheet rock. Later he pulled out his nuts.
I can’t believe I made out with a flat earther and didn’t know about it until now!
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