marko just referred to some fat asian and a portly friend as Jupiter and one of its moons. unreal. hyte!
I chugged a bottle of robotussein and i ducking saw a blind lady on a purch sewing a shirt! And a tree portal
Does my surprise involve the use of a safe word?
Probably.
I'm in.
It was like what a highfive between zeus and Jesus would sound like
We got drunk before dinner. People at the other tables were praying for us.
she tried giving me head in the pool. it was more entertaining than pleasurable
she is medically diagnosed as a nympho. she has the paper to prove it. hell. fucking. yeah.
it's sad when i round the corner and the dog goes directly for the liquor store
everyone at work keeps looking at me like they know I got the herp this weekend
Coming to you live from the floor of my office..
It sounded like he said "don't stop" but all I could hear were his balls.
No she probably looked into my aura and saw that my penis would ruin her.
Can I get that on a shirt
Just blew a guy who had the same phone case as me. It was destiny.
She just left someone a voicemail saying 'you better not have plans Saturday night, cause I'm going to sit on your face.'
I'm a full-grown woman and thusly I expect my sphincters to behave themselves.
Randomize
