For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
theres gunna be a new season of 16 and pregnant on mtv...WHERE DO THEY KEEP FINDING THESE IGNORANT PREGNANT GIRLS
Please do NOT set off the smoke alarm when I am tied to the bed like this...
i don't think i ever formally apologized for that time i threw up on your dog.... well...here it is...
Is 10 pm too early to booty call a freshman?
Ja rule starts his prison sentence today #3475th reason we should drink tonight
screw it, I'll just be a stripper until next August when then are looking for suitable teachers to teach the future of America. it's like a feel good movie just a little out of order and im a dude.
Call me when you get off. I have stories about black lesbians in jail begging to braid my hair...
raced the clock twice to day to see if i could get off before my computer died and before i left for my noon bar crawl... win, win
lets go back to having secrets in our friendship
You haven't had the true md experience until you've had your crotch grabbed by a drunk stripper with a snaggle tooth in front of your coworkers.
Oh my god I just remembered I bit a stripper last night.
While I was fucking him, he grabbed a taco off his shelf and started eating it. I had taco dripped on me. I have no idea where the taco came from.
Just fucked in a kitchen. I never want my penis that close to knives, stoves, or blenders ever again.
He sends me pictures of his dogs and I send him my tits, it's a win win situation
Doing the walk of shame from the back of a Jeep to the porta potty it's parked next to while your dad watches is not what you want.
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