Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
the bus pole looks like a man who feels guiltyty about something
I got called a slut by a bunch of girls that work at Hooters..wtf is that shit? explain that to me
So I fucked an Aussie broad with huge feeders last nite 2x... Before banging her she was blowin me & I thought: "SHE IS GOIN DOWN-UNDER ON ME". Laughed out loud
I hate to say it, but I think my pandora being Marvin Gaye love songs was the prime reason for the bj last night
i just know my balls have never hurt this bad before
Pants on the Ground is the theme song of my life
Clothes are such an inconvenience.
His personality is sparkling but nothing beats his ass
Eye surgery went well. Just can't believe it took getting lasers through my eyes to temporarily stop the vivid sex dreams I was having
You slid down the bannister into a split. Lines were crossed.
DISHONOR ON YOU. DISHONOR ON YO FAMILY. DISHONOR ON YO COW
WE HAVE TO LEAVE. I HAVE HAD SEX WITH WAY TOO MANY PEOPLE IN THIS BUS STATION.
i like that he makes me laugh. those are like my two favorite things. laughing and fucking.
I now know he's been cheating for a while. I also know HER name, address, phone number, Facebook account, religion and zodiac sign. I feel like I'm earning my restraining order. Point is, never fuck over a librarian.
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